{"product_id":"the-golden-rhinoceros-ranulfo-concon-9780645602319","title":"The Golden Rhinoceros","description":"Two village idiots, Fart and Suck, try to overthrow the government. Being idiots, they fail. Nonetheless, King Prawn and Queen Clytoris go their separate ways inamicably (he bops her on the head).\u003cbr\u003eIt's an epic battle of the sexes.\u003cbr\u003eKing Prawn wants to conquer the world with his army of (mostly) imbeciles. He battles Harry the vicious but lonely farmhouse, Mammon, a giant singing and dancing bottom, invades Hollywood with its vast cast of stars (Marilyn Monroe, the Marx Brothers, The Three Stooges, Fred Astaire, etc.), culminating in King Prawn getting an Oscar nomination.\u003cbr\u003eQueen Clytoris wants to create a community to discuss issues. That doesn't work out well, so President Carol and her steroid pumped Amazon warriors get to kick butts (male).\u003cbr\u003eBoth a tale of power and love. Star-crossed, cross-eyed lovers - Virginia, the nymphomaniac who finds true love with a cat (actually a man dressed up as a cat), St Claire, the romantic binge-eating philosopher, and Prince Jotel, drunkard\/existentialist playwright (author of Three Turds) and part time cat.\u003cbr\u003eSo who wins in power and love?\u003cbr\u003eOr does Baby Adolf win it all?\u003cbr\u003eDid you know God's name is Darryl and a Filipino?\u003cbr\u003eWhy does King Prawn end up in a James Joyce novel?\u003cbr\u003eWhich fiction character kills the author?\u003cbr\u003eA mad, bad, hilarious, romantic, anti-war, anti-peace, poetic, philosophical, subversive, irreverent, high and low falutin epic.\u003cbr\u003eA satire on everything - politics, love, death, art, philosophy, Hollywood, religion, literature, and everything under the sun and beyond.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ranulfo Concon\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0645602310\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780645602319\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Shield Wolf Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/11\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 294\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.96lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.66d","brand":"Ranulfo Concon","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48799386599679,"sku":"9780645602319","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-golden-rhinoceros-ranulfo-concon-9780645602319","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}