{"product_id":"the-gorgon-bride-galen-surlak-ramsey-9781946501097","title":"The Gorgon Bride","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE GODS ARE FUNNY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExcept when you piss them off.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThen they suck.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey really, really suck.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Really).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeing marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat follows next is a wild, adventurous tale filled with heroes, gods, monsters, love, and war that is nothing short of legendary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're a fan of Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, or girls with snakes, this is the novel for you. Grab your copy today \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Galen Surlak-Ramsey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1946501093\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781946501097\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Tiny Fox Press LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/10\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 326\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.89lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.25h x 5.50w x 0.73d","brand":"Galen Surlak-Ramsey","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44048549052671,"sku":"9781946501097","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_56c1826e-56e8-4daa-a89b-b549747f3fea.jpg?v=1684996414","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-gorgon-bride-galen-surlak-ramsey-9781946501097","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}