{"product_id":"the-gospel-of-priapus-peter-schutes-9781963667097","title":"The Gospel of Priapus","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis legend contains the seeds of a cult of phallic supremacy. Following its tenets, men are free to lie with other men and generate power, potency, and the fertility of their crops. In today's modern world, this translates as wealth and influence. Heed the call of Priapus, and you will enjoy affluence, good fortune, and treasures beyond your wildest dreams.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContus Pedalis had a legendary member. Many believe, even today, that its enormous size is a source of fertility, wealth, and virility. This simple tract houses the myth of the young man's discovery of his powers and his rise to the status of a god. Worshipped in the pagan world as Priapus, men established sanctuaries in his honor throughout the ancient world. Several still exist today. The cult of phallic supremacy and worship has spread even in the Americas. Through rituals of buggery and obeisance to well-endowed men, crops are made more fertile, and a man's phallus becomes a source of power and prestige.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead this legend of phallic supremacy and learn, through the bylaws in Book Two, Chapter Five, the secrets to establishing a holy place of phallic supplication. Your crops and bank accounts will grow as you submit to the hallowed sovereignty of the almighty male member. Disguised as a mere myth, this legend disseminates the secrets of wealth and prosperity. The male seed has always held properties of regeneration and growth. Even outside the womb, its reproductive powers can spawn new life for men everywhere in all aspects of their manhood\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Peter Schutes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1963667093\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781963667097\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Peter Schutes Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/02\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 86\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.14lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.00h x 4.37w x 0.22d","brand":"Peter Schutes","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45065103737087,"sku":"9781963667097","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_1b038632-a498-4fd5-a753-0ec7daabdf73.jpg?v=1712125558","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-gospel-of-priapus-peter-schutes-9781963667097","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}