{"product_id":"the-great-batter-robbery-patrick-maher-9781764770323","title":"The Great Batter Robbery","description":"\u003cp\u003eSixty-one years, three brass plaques, and a locked biscuit tin nobody has ever seen opened - that's the Bay Fryer's whole reputation, gone from a cool room that was locked the entire time. No broken window. No forced door. Just a tin-shaped nothing on a shelf, and a landlord's lease letter sitting on the spike like a clock starting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Safety Bay Six follow the only clues going: a salt-dried footprint two sizes too small for any grown suspect, a sleeve of stolen drone footage, and a list of names that keeps getting shorter and less convenient. A seagull-feuding neighbour. A drone-happy influencer. A chip shop owner with very big ideas and, it turns out, a chest freezer. One by one, they fall away - until the trail does the one thing nobody wanted it to do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt points at their own school.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e What waits at the end of it isn't the thief anyone was hoping for. It's a boy with two years of bad history, a mother counting shifts at a kitchen table, and a stolen tin getting heavier under his bed every single night he can't make himself put it back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Now the gang has to solve the part no notebook has a box for: not who took it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat do you do with a thief you understand?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a blackout, a camp-stove kitchen, a stolen golf umbrella, and a judging delivered in a storm on a seawall in front of half the town - this is The Safety Bay Six at their funniest, their fairest, and their most generous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Patrick Maher\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1764770323\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781764770323\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Patrick Maher\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/22\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 208\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.46lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.48d","brand":"Patrick Maher","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50665792733439,"sku":"9781764770323","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-great-batter-robbery-patrick-maher-9781764770323","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}