{"product_id":"the-great-british-limerick-book-lewis-williams-9780993247200","title":"The Great British Limerick Book: Filthy Limericks for (Nearly) Every Town in the UK","description":"Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in the UK which unlike Leeds or Devizes doesn't already have a classic filthy limerick to call its own. From Land's End to John o' Groats, The Great British Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for your town, for your uncle's town, for your cousin's husband's ex-wife's town .... as long as it's in the UK and as long as it isn't one of those few places that are really impossible to find a rhyme for. \u003cp\u003eThere are over 900 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Guildford, Surrey \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey \u003cbr\u003eI spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry \u003cbr\u003eI had to act quick \u003cbr\u003eTo cool down my dick \u003cbr\u003eSo I stuck it into my McFlurry \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNuneaton, Warwickshire \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e There was a young man from Nuneaton \u003cbr\u003eWho really enjoyed being beaten \u003cbr\u003eAnd squeezing his knackers \u003cbr\u003eWith a pair of nut crackers \u003cbr\u003eAnd riding a bike with no seat on \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBath, Somerset \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere was a professor from Bath \u003cbr\u003eWho employed twenty-five research staff \u003cbr\u003e To measure size and direction \u003cbr\u003eOf his every erection \u003cbr\u003eAnd to plot the results on a graph \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The Isle of Skye, Scotland \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was on the Isle of Skye \u003cbr\u003eI overdid the old Spanish fly \u003cbr\u003e I had a stiff member \u003cbr\u003eFrom the fourth of December \u003cbr\u003eTill Friday the tenth of July \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAshington, Northumberland \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Ashington there was a miner \u003cbr\u003eWhose wife was a fashion designer \u003cbr\u003e One night to his shock \u003cbr\u003eShe dressed him up as a cock \u003cbr\u003eAnd herself as a six foot vagina \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHackney, Greater London \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e As a chemist I worked once in Hackney \u003cbr\u003eAnd invented a treatment for acne \u003cbr\u003eBut one ingredi-ent \u003cbr\u003eWas semen I'd spent \u003cbr\u003eAnd they thought that good reason to sack me \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Lewis Williams\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0993247202\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780993247200\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Corona Books UK\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/16\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 320\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.04lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.72d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lewis Williams","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44120592744703,"sku":"9780993247200","price":12.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_21ce072d-35b3-46e8-b19f-2ee00dae6c44.jpg?v=1687415172","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-great-british-limerick-book-lewis-williams-9780993247200","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}