{"product_id":"the-guide-to-surviving-nonsense-mila-ilkova-9798987755822","title":"The Guide to Surviving Nonsense: A Satirical Manual for Adults Tired of B*llsh*t","description":"\u003cp\u003eEqual parts unfiltered rant, anti-motivational manual, and comedic relief, this book says what everyone's thinking-but louder and funnier. Satire suitable only for adults tired of b*llsh*t-which may include, but is not limited to, corporate nonsense, social media gurus, and spiritual influencers trying to sell exclusive inner peace for $19.99 a month. \u003ci\u003eAbsolutely no \"circling back,\" whatever that means. If you're not tired enough, give it to your mother.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside these pages, you'll discover: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Origins of Nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTactics of Organized Nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to Recognize the Nonsense Agent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to Build Your B*llsh*t Shield\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand Feel Better Techniques-well, to feel better.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Burnt-out professionals\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Existential crisis dwellers\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Enlightened cynics who fluently speak sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Anyone who's ever screamed into a pillow\u003cbr\u003e✔️ New Yorkers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e Contains profanity, brutal honesty, and uncomfortable truths wrapped in satire. This book may cause sudden laughter, clarity, and finally giving fewer f*cks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSide effects \u003c\/b\u003emay include a strong will to leave a review on Amazon and recommend it to your family, friends, and therapist. If symptoms persist, \u003cb\u003e read it, gift it, use it as a coaster.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLaugh hard or die crying. \u003c\/b\u003eEither way, it's cheaper and funnier than anything else. Try it!\u003cbr\u003eAll complaints are accepted on the author's website at\u003cb\u003e milailkova.com\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLove, welcome to your new favorite book\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mila Ilkova\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798987755822\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Mi1.Club\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/02\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 160\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.49lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.34d","brand":"Mila Ilkova","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48446965809407,"sku":"9798987755822","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_c5d62307-f335-4f04-8d86-46f8a62ff38b.jpg?v=1777227922","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-guide-to-surviving-nonsense-mila-ilkova-9798987755822","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}