{"product_id":"the-half-assed-wizard-gary-jonas-9781546931256","title":"The Half-Assed Wizard","description":"A couple of jerks wake me up at the crack of noon. Seems my klepto uncle stole an ancient deck of Tarot cards from a high-powered wizard, and too many losers want to ruin my day to get them back. \u003cp\u003e The cards are cool, so I check them out, but my magic-happy cousin, Sabrina, tells me I'm not supposed to touch them. Oops. Too late. Now the damn cards are tuned to me, and if someone else wants to use them, I have to die. Why couldn't she have led with that information? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Magic was never my scene, but my dad is one of the most powerful wizards in the world, so I've got unrealized potential if I ever bother to apply myself. I'd rather power nap, but with wizards, gunslingers, and cannibalistic shark dudes coming at me, that's not gonna happen. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e They say I'm a half-assed wizard, but if I don't play my cards right, I'm gonna get my whole ass killed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Gary Jonas\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1546931252\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781546931256\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/27\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 212\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.52lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.48d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gary Jonas","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44124827844863,"sku":"9781546931256","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_e0fd7a52-0034-46f9-bf5f-645bf6bfc9ee.jpg?v=1687439060","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-half-assed-wizard-gary-jonas-9781546931256","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}