{"product_id":"the-happenstances-at-the-yellow-peter-l-harmon-9781633931480","title":"The Happenstances at the Yellow County Community Swim and Racquet Club the Summer Before Last","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Don't worry, as long as I'm alive and raising h-e-double diving boards those rat bastards aren't gonna touch us, trust me. I love this place too much not to fight for it.\" Set the summer before last around a series of happenstances at a community swim and racquet club in Yellow County, The Happenstances at the Yellow County Community Swim and Racquet Club the Summer Before Last is a bittersweet, nostalgic, but comic novella about a team of misfits, including a loser who secretly lives in the guard house of the club, a struggling artist with webbed toes, a timid teen with a concave chest, and the beautiful heiress of the Comfort Inn fortune. They have to win the impending Tri-County Relay Race and save the club from being run by a management company that only cares about money. The management company hires an opposing relay team of ringers including a girl with a prosthetic dorsal fin and a man named Carmichael Schmelps who looks suspiciously like a certain Olympic gold medalist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Peter L. Harmon\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 163393148X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781633931480\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e High Dive Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/20\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.37lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.25d","brand":"Peter L. Harmon","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43979466998015,"sku":"9781633931480","price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_9bc59c93-3644-4605-8090-8eb57a40442d.jpg?v=1683245684","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-happenstances-at-the-yellow-peter-l-harmon-9781633931480","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}