{"product_id":"the-hitchhikers-guide-to-fairy-elvis-browne-9798287551636","title":"The Hitchhiker's Guide to Fairy Tales: Where the Plot Writes Itself (and is Usually Drunk)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEver wondered what happens when your favorite fairy tales go off-script? When destiny calls, but the universe is clearly having a laugh? Welcome to the chaotic, hilarious world of \u003ci\u003eThe Hitchhiker's Guide to Fairy Tales\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet Grimm, a fundamentally decent folklorist who just wanted to collect quiet stories. Instead, he's found himself entangled with a sentient, drama-loving Quill (affectionately nicknamed \"Inky\" by absolutely no one) that insists on writing its own reality - and usually, it's had one too many plot twists.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin this unlikely band of misfits as they navigate a world where enchanted objects have attitudes, prophecies are just suggestions, and the path to \"happily ever after\" is riddled with sarcastic remarks and unexpected detours. From the practical magic of Elsbeth, the Supernatural Detective, to the quiet wisdom of the Librarian of Lost Tales, the philosophical musings of Reynard the Wolf, and the no-nonsense leadership of Hedwig, Headmistress of Unlikely Protagonists - everyone's just trying to survive the narrative.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you love your fantasy with a healthy dose of wit, a dash of the absurd, and characters who are as flawed as they are unforgettable, then buckle up. Because in this guide, the plot truly writes itself, and it's always ready for another wild ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGrab your satchel, keep your spectacles on, and prepare for a fairy tale adventure unlike any you've read before!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Elvis Browne\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798287551636\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/10\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 54\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.19lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.13d","brand":"Elvis Browne","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48852535247103,"sku":"9798287551636","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-fairy-elvis-browne-9798287551636","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}