{"product_id":"the-house-of-cupcakes-a-r-alan-9781515410348","title":"The House of Cupcakes","description":"\u003cp\u003eLila, Sheila, and Greta are middle-aged housewives married to sex-challenged older men. Their solution is ingenious and wicked. The delicious home-baked chocolate cupcakes they feed their husbands are laced with sex-enhancing drugs. The women are deliriously happy until the pills run out, and Jerry's doctor refuses to renew the prescription.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I need passion, excitement, adventure,\" Sheila tells her friends. \"We have to do something, or the three of us are going to shrivel up and die.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo the feisty women plan a daring heist at a local supermarket pharmacy to stock up on more of that \"sweet elixir of life.\" For more excitement, Sheila sneaks into their clubhouse movie theatre and exchanges the scheduled film for a raunchy, pornographic, flick that'd curl the hairs in a rabbi's beard. The elderly moviegoers stampede out of the clubhouse in a mad panic, which causes a couple of heart attacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou'll scream, laugh out loud, cheer, and cry as you follow these brazen, reckless women's pursuit of sex, fun, and happiness, and you'll never again think of a Florida retirement community as a place to play canasta, or Mah Jongg, or go out for early-bird dinners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e A. R. Alan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 151541034X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781515410348\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Gr Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/07\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 176\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.59lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.41d","brand":"A. R. Alan","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48459212554495,"sku":"9781515410348","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_acd99839-4849-44ab-bb16-cb821c4c3533.jpg?v=1777408597","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-house-of-cupcakes-a-r-alan-9781515410348","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}