{"product_id":"the-idiots-guide-to-idiots-jonas-hjertquist-9780645974010","title":"The Idiot's Guide to Idiots: Are you an idiot yet? You soon will be. A to Z","description":"A New Book of Words.\u003cbr\u003eA zebra without stripes is first to die.\u003cbr\u003eTo be different runs opposite to human nature. We want to be part of the collective and join in something bigger than ourselves and the biggest group of all is, you guessed it, idiots. You are aware of this and you may already be an idiot yourself. Most people around you are idiots already. This you know, because you see it every day.\u003cbr\u003eWe say this, not to divide us, because at the end of the day, we, all of us have this in common. We really are feeble minded fools, every single one of us, or soon we will be. Most books demonstrate this in a million ways, which is why they are best avoided, but the easiest way to confirm this fact is just to turn on the television or look at your social media feed. You will see an endless parade of idiots doing and saying the most dull-witted things imaginable, and still, we listen to them, look up to them and often emulate and even imitate them.\u003cbr\u003eThe Idiot's Guide to Idiots is small book of almost 700 words which will entertain, give you insights, helpful hints, and idiotic usage examples into the evolving English language.\u003cbr\u003eThis is the new and improved English language. Embrace it. Not that you have a choice. Change is coming. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you want to be a hapless lummox or want to unlearn how to find the doorknob THE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO IDIOTS\u003cbr\u003eis for you.\u003cbr\u003eOn the other hand, in the unlikely event you don't think you are quite ready to join the growing ranks of foolish idiots around you, this is the perfect guide to seeing the world as it is seen by dullards, without restraining the English language with archaic notions of tradition, convention or reality. In the final analysis this A to Z guide is a warm invitation to join the well-established and fast-growing universe of whimsical, wilful ignorance and boisterous buffoonery.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jonas Hjertquist\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0645974013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780645974010\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Jonas Hjertquist\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/24\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 120\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.33lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.25d","brand":"Jonas Hjertquist","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48441192251647,"sku":"9780645974010","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_42d20437-cc17-4904-b1cc-f62f2497bc48.jpg?v=1777189316","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-idiots-guide-to-idiots-jonas-hjertquist-9780645974010","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}