{"product_id":"the-jews-rob-kutner-9798888453506","title":"The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom Adam \u0026amp; Eve to Zabar's, this humorous survey of Jewish history is the most outrageous and unreliable account of the Jewish people's wanderings since...the Torah.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA hilarious read for those with even the most basic level of Jewish knowledge, and the perfect gift for those who want to know more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting \u003c\/i\u003eis packed with Jew-facts, Jew-figures, and the original, never-before-seen documents from those who lived through Jewish history. Read the transcript of the Biblical Patriarchs' and Matriarchs' Group Therapy Session! Sneak a peek at Moses' Secret Diary, or check out the awkward \"I'm dumping you\" text chain from Spain to the Jews in 1492! Collect and trade Rabbi Action Cards! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCovering every major moment in Jewish history from the literal \"Beginning\" to Tuesday's rerun of \u003ci\u003eSeinfeld\u003c\/i\u003e, this book will make you laugh. It might inadvertently make you learn. If you're Jewish, it will unquestionably give you something to\u003ci\u003e kvetch\u003c\/i\u003e about.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rob Kutner\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798888453506\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Wicked Son\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/25\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 176\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.30lbs","brand":"Rob Kutner","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46311008600319,"sku":"9798888453506","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4c487fb9-bff3-4245-b02b-91aa0b4cf851.jpg?v=1730887848","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-jews-rob-kutner-9798888453506","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}