{"product_id":"the-joint-of-no-return-tom-sadira-9781948588225","title":"The Joint of No Return","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Star Trek meets Cheech \u0026amp; Chong!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e - #1 INTERGALACTIC BESTSELLING author Tom Sadira invites you to take a trip to the farthest reaches of outer space in this hilarious sci-fi adventure saga.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCharlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law.\u003c\/strong\u003e He's spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last harebrained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he's about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself swept up in a cosmic struggle to free Earth from the clutches of secret alien overlords.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed-a massive living spaceship overflowing with bizarre life forms-from a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth's orbit?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore importantly, before he decides anything, does he have time to light one up?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINTERPLANETARY PRAISE FOR \u003cem\u003eFAR OUT CHRONICLES\u003c\/em\u003e: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"★★★★★ Tom Sadira's Far Out Chronicles has restored the galaxy's faith in Earth's ability to produce fresh and riveting science fiction. Without it, the Council would have demolished that dirty, backwater planet long ago.\" - Emperor Izzug Brutag of the 713th Galactic Council\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"★★★★★ The fast-paced, imaginative storytelling really helps get things moving during the weeks-long excretion rituals of Alpha Orionis, if ya know what I mean.\" - Blek Ylp, custodial engineer in the Betelgeuse system\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"★★★★★ The rip-roaring adventure series Far Out Chronicles kept the G'wark species distracted long enough for us to complete our weapon and wipe out their homeworld. Thanks Earthling!\" - Commander Zrauvvurbu of the Essari Rebellion\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tom Sadira\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1948588226\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781948588225\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e HiFi Press LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/28\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 140\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.30d","brand":"Tom Sadira","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48874055500031,"sku":"9781948588225","price":14.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-joint-of-no-return-tom-sadira-9781948588225","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}