{"product_id":"the-kingwood-almanac-sandy-harper-9798188696702","title":"The Kingwood Almanac: A Perpetual Calendar of Filings, Forecasts, and Fines","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery almanac promises to tell you when to plant, when to fish, and what the weather will do. This one tells you all of that - badly - and then hands you one verbatim statement from the public record of Sandy Harper for every one of the 366 days of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOpen to today's date. There's a filing waiting. Beneath it: the day's horoscope (\"The mail runs on time today. Ask yourself why.\"), the phase of the moon, the running tally of municipal fines, and whatever the Records Clerk saw fit to enter into evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween the daily pages you'll find the things a proper almanac requires - a hand-drawn map of town, a planting table, real Preston County fishing waters, a contested recipe for buckwheat cakes, and a short, heavily annotated history of Kingwood - plus one thing no other almanac has ever needed: a year-end docket of evidence in the matter of Susan from the post office.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is perpetual. It does not expire. Neither, apparently, does the subject.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe companion volume to \u003ci\u003eThat Damn Susan\u003c\/i\u003e. A page a day, every day, forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sandy Harper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798188696702\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/23\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 410\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.84d","brand":"Sandy Harper","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48998014386431,"sku":"9798188696702","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-kingwood-almanac-sandy-harper-9798188696702","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}