{"product_id":"the-kobold-wizards-dildo-of-carlton-mellick-iii-9781936383054","title":"The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2: (an Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5)","description":"Are you ready to play some Dungeons and Fucking Dragons? The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD\u0026amp;D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight. Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin\/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Carlton III Mellick\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1936383055\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781936383054\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Eraserhead Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/11\/2010\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 232\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.66lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.53d","brand":"Carlton III Mellick","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43989548466431,"sku":"9781936383054","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_fa42f174-305a-4d67-be17-caa2df382aa6.jpg?v=1683300136","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-kobold-wizards-dildo-of-carlton-mellick-iii-9781936383054","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}