{"product_id":"the-last-coven-rick-gualtieri-9798231321483","title":"The Last Coven","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE MIGHT FINALLY BE ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name's Bill Ryder and I'm in way over my head. My problems include an egomaniacal goddess, a supernatural war against the Sasquatch clans, and an end-of-the-world prophecy I'm expected to fulfill. That's a lot of crap to heap on anyone's plate, much less an undead programmer from Brooklyn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSadly, Armageddon isn't about to give me a breather. The White Mother, queen of all witches, is amassing her forces to exterminate anyone who stands in her way. I need to find a way to stop her army of shapeshifters from tearing the world apart, all while somehow avoiding my predetermined fate of dying at the hands of the woman I love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is it, no more second chances! It's finally time to master my powers, sort out my relationship woes, and figure out how to survive this date with destiny. Because if I can't get my shit together, mankind will be plunged into everlasting darkness, everything will suck, and all of it will be entirely my fault.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Last Coven\u003c\/em\u003e is the hilariously epic conclusion to this chapter of \u003cstrong\u003eThe Tome of Bill\u003c\/strong\u003e horror comedy series. Full of geeky humor and bigfoot-sized action, get ready for a nonstop thrill ride of laughter, adventure, and suspense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't miss out on this unforgettable tale of apocalyptic insanity. Grab your copy today and get ready for one Hell of a bloody good time!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rick Gualtieri\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798231321483\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Freewill Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/11\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 692\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.49lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 1.52d","brand":"Rick Gualtieri","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48154061275391,"sku":"9798231321483","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_9a6adb7a-5ac8-44eb-ab65-d22a5579d3f3.jpg?v=1770787628","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-last-coven-rick-gualtieri-9798231321483","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}