{"product_id":"the-life-and-chaos-of-jemma-weir-9781916538016","title":"The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God: A Collection of Ernie Smith Short Stories","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBeing retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering Ernie is a god, he should have known better.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this collection of short stories, Ernie struggles to live a quiet life as Death loses his scythe, a genie wants a holiday, and Ernie's family keeps dropping in. Then there's Ragnarok. Because who doesn't need an end-of-the-world event to keep things calm and quiet?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it doesn't stop there. This collection contains a brand new bonus short story where Ernie is asked to mediate a feud between Dragons. With tensions running high, maybe the poker game hadn't been the best idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso included in this collection are a series of flash fiction originally published on my blog. Follow Ernie as he deals with Cupid shooting the wrong person, Wererabbits for April Fools, Santa stuck in the chimney, and what happens to snowmen when the weather changes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God is a collection of humorous short stories where Ernie learns that quiet is the last thing he's going to get.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jemma Weir\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1916538010\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781916538016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Jemma Weir\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/26\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 312\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.68lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.65d","brand":"Jemma Weir","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48873963159807,"sku":"9781916538016","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-life-and-chaos-of-jemma-weir-9781916538016","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}