{"product_id":"the-lowdown-dusty-gulch-elias-thorne-9798246044094","title":"The Lowdown \u0026 Dusty Gulch - A Danny and Scrotum Western Mystery: A Danny \u0026 Scrotum Western Mystery: A Gritty Historical Animal Adventure and Humorous","description":"\u003cb\u003eJustice has short legs... but it can run for miles.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the sun-bleached New Mexico Territory, the law is only eight inches off the ground.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDusty Gulch is no place for the faint of heart. It's a town of grit, gold, and a growing conspiracy that reaches all the way to the Mayor's office. When a string of mysterious horseshoe thefts turns into a web of murder and political corruption, the human lawmen find themselves at a dead end.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnter Danny and Scrotum: The shortest law dogs in the West.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDanny\u003c\/b\u003e is a mahogany, smooth-haired Dachshund who lives by the badge. Stoic, professional, and possessor of a nose that can smell a guilty conscience at a hundred paces, he's the anchor of the Dusty Gulch Sheriff's office.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eScrotum\u003c\/b\u003e is his partner-a luxurious, long-haired dachshund with a razor-sharp wit and a snore like a ten-stamp ore mill. He might be scrappy, but his loyalty is as deep as the canyons of the High Sierra.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTogether, these Special Investigators must navigate a world built for \"tall\" dogs. From the shadows beneath the town boardwalks to the dangerous mesquite-choked ranch lands, they'll use their \"Eight Inches of Authority\" to sniff out the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlending the gritty noir of Louis L'Amour with the sharp-witted satire of animal adventure, \u003ci\u003eThe Lowdown at Dusty Gulch\u003c\/i\u003e is a Western mystery unlike any you've ever read.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Elias Thorne\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798246044094\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/28\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 326\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.96lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.68d","brand":"Elias Thorne","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49172068794623,"sku":"9798246044094","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-lowdown-dusty-gulch-elias-thorne-9798246044094","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}