{"product_id":"the-malfunction-orval-wax-9781960283047","title":"The Malfunction: Book 1 of The Deilonium Trilogy","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt was only supposed to be a simple intelligence boost - a routine procedure to make the lovebot better company outside of the bedroom. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd then something went wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether it was through mathematical probability, or divine intervention, Lance the LUV U-69 amorous companion droid has accidentally been downloaded with enough brainpower and free will to crack open the lid on a very dangerous can of worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnless AWOL Retentions Agent Charlie Bear Claw can stop him. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Book One of \u003cem\u003eThe Deilonium Trilogy\u003c\/em\u003e, the primitive hunter with the troubled past stalks his high-tech prey on a secret mission. But their personal agendas soon become trivial in light of the unholy force they find undermining the fabric of the world. As the pair draws closer to their showdown, both man and robot come to realize they are ultimately at war with a common maniacal enemy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Orval Wax\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1960283049\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781960283047\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Diving Boy Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 238\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.55lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.54d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBlueInk Review\u003c\/i\u003e 02\/17\/2026","brand":"Orval Wax","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48454345654527,"sku":"9781960283047","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_edec45f5-9963-4230-8e5a-187aa468c5ff.jpg?v=1777305662","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-malfunction-orval-wax-9781960283047","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}