{"product_id":"the-marriage-dictionary-tom-carey-9781492641193","title":"The Marriage Dictionary: The Unofficial, True Meaning of I Do","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA great Valentine's Day gift!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhether you've been married for years or months, you'll enjoy this hilarious look at what marriage really means. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmnesia: Unusual medical condition that often afflicts husbands the day after a night out drinking and carousing with \"the boys.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAthlete's foot: The only part of your husband that is still truly athletic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBra: \u003c\/strong\u003eDecoration draped by your wife over the shower curtain rod in the bathroom. (See Pantyhose.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCloset: \u003c\/strong\u003e1. Storage areas in your new home that will be divided on an \"as needed\" basis: 93 percent for you, 7 percent for your husband.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 2. What your cousin Blaine from San Francisco will come out of, in front of 250 startled guests at your wedding reception, after drinking two bottles of champagne and telling the minister he has a cute \"tushy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOff-white: \u003c\/strong\u003e The color of the dress your mother-in-law suggests you ought to be wearing at your wedding\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tom Carey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1492641197\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781492641193\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Sourcebooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/01\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.90h x 4.90w x 0.40d","brand":"Tom Carey","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44073019441407,"sku":"9781492641193","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_191390af-90f1-4e7b-a811-1b1deefaf881.jpg?v=1685445323","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-marriage-dictionary-tom-carey-9781492641193","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}