{"product_id":"the-meister-king-of-burnt-e-b-alston-9781792642500","title":"The Meister King of Burnt Orange","description":"Burnt Orange is a tiny principality in North Carolina. It consists of a house and lot on Highway 70 in North Carolina between and Efland and Mebane. King Charles, King of Burnt Orange is a most annoying man. Nondice, the Goddess of Dependable People, and Opal, the Goddess of Sex and Hilarity, engage Di Bona Fide, Tinsmith of the Gods, to fabricate a helm designed to cure King Charles of being boring. The events depicted could have occurred anytime in history. They could occur anytime in the future. Who knows?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e E. B. Alston\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1792642504\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781792642500\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/24\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 70\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.17d","brand":"E. B. Alston","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48873854599423,"sku":"9781792642500","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-meister-king-of-burnt-e-b-alston-9781792642500","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}