{"product_id":"the-mezcal-mandate-faizi-faizi-9798242661073","title":"The Mezcal Mandate","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne apartment. Five friends. Fourteen shots of mezcal. Zero grip on reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen fAIzi, Arun, STR, Otta, and Stanley gather for a night of legendary drinking, they expect a hangover. They don't expect to become the front line in a high-stakes, international conspiracy involving Morse-coding ceiling fans and ginger feline double agents.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt all starts when the \"Giant Meatball of Sector 7\" vanishes from a coffee table in broad daylight (or at least, under a very dim IKEA lamp). To a sober person, it's a snack that fell on the floor. To the Task Force, it's a heist that threatens the very fabric of the matrix.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFollow the team as they navigate the treacherous terrain of a hallway, conduct a tactical breach of a bathroom, and face off against \"Agent Pepperoni\"-a pizza delivery man who just wants his tip and to get as far away from these lunatics as possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Mezcal Mandate is a riotous, drunk-logic thriller that proves you don't need a badge or a gun to solve a mystery-you just need a kitchen colander for \"frequency protection\" and a friend who thinks meatballs need a bath.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePraise for The Mezcal Mandate: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"A masterpiece of intoxicated deduction.\"\u003c\/i\u003e - The Morning-After Review \u003ci\u003e\"I haven't been this confused since I actually was drunk.\"\u003c\/i\u003e - Anonymous Pizza Guy \u003ci\u003e\"Meow.\"\u003c\/i\u003e - The Detective (formerly known as the Ginger Cat)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Faizi Faizi\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798242661073\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/05\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 386\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.84lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.80d","brand":"Faizi Faizi","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50664890859775,"sku":"9798242661073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_19c92c2a-34c9-4131-ae55-22a9b6270607.jpg?v=1792009764","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-mezcal-mandate-faizi-faizi-9798242661073","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}