{"product_id":"the-midlife-capricorns-guide-to-demitria-lunetta-9798201369316","title":"The Midlife Capricorn's Guide to a Bad Horoscope","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePOWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of \u003cem\u003eDown \u0026amp; Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Helena and my high-powered lady-lawyer life has always been enough for me...until I found my one-night stand dead in my bed. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow, I'm suspected of murder, and the horns that have sprouted from my head have marked me as a supe, even though I'm not one. My career is in shambles and my reputation ruined--all because of a billionaire tech genius who wants the magical artifact that's landed in my lap--even though I never wanted it in the first place. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe suppressants I've been taking have kept my horns hidden and my magical powers at bay, but the sexy time pills I took with my now deceased one-hit lover have messed with my system. And my abilities are surfacing. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNot only are my powers unpredictable, but they cause me extreme physical pain. So does my attraction to Ford, the hot incubus professor. I can banter with him all day, but I won't allow things to go any further than a battle of wits. I don't need anyone else, and I'm not going to succumb to his charms. Except he smells like gingerbread and makes me think all kinds of sexy thoughts. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThen there's Crystal and Maddie, fellow wives of my ex-husband. I want to hate them, but they're growing on me--practically insisting on a friendship. Now, I'm on a mission to prove myself a worthy protector of my artifact, hoping that the gods will bestow powers on me that I can use against the man who is determined to ruin my life, wreck Maddie's wedding, and make Crystal his next victim. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy blood is up, my horns are hard, and I'll head butt anyone who tries to stop me.\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is book 2 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Demitria Lunetta, Kate Karyus Quinn, Marley Lynn\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798201369316\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Little Fish Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/26\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 220\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.54lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.50d","brand":"Demitria Lunetta","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44079743598847,"sku":"9798201369316","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_6f979d0d-a47a-439b-bea7-b431506dd73e.jpg?v=1685482891","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-midlife-capricorns-guide-to-demitria-lunetta-9798201369316","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}