{"product_id":"the-missionary-position-sherri-andrews-9798316885121","title":"The Missionary Position: A True Believer's Struggle to Convert the Universe","description":"\u003cp\u003eReverend Barnabus J. Lafferty had a divine calling: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBring the One World Faith to the heathens of the galaxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe galaxy had other plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed with a cargo hold of holy water (patent pending) and unshakable confidence, Barney set out to save civilizations that were \u003ci\u003eperfectly fine\u003c\/i\u003e, thank you very much. From telepaths who called his sermons \"loud meat-flap noises\" to hedonists who \u003ci\u003eliterally \u003c\/i\u003eworshiped his hologram projector, each planet delivered a humbling revelation: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Zenovians: \"Your 'sin' is a \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e problem.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Pleasure Prime: \"Why fear desire when you could \u003ci\u003echannel\u003c\/i\u003e it?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The Mechanocracy: \"Your god is an \u003ci\u003eoutdated operating system\u003c\/i\u003e.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when Barney crosses paths with Dr. Elara Voss-a rival missionary who actually \u003ci\u003elistens \u003c\/i\u003eto the aliens-he faces his greatest test yet: \u003ci\u003eWhat if the universe doesn't need saving?\u003c\/i\u003e And what if the person who \u003ci\u003ereally\u003c\/i\u003e needs converting... is \u003ci\u003ehim\u003c\/i\u003e?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA riotous cosmic romp for fans of '\u003ci\u003ehe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eGood Omens\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Missionary Position- \u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eA True Believer's Struggle to Convert the Universe\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious, heartfelt satire about faith, failure, and the divine comedy of humility.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sherri Andrews\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316885121\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/05\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 88\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.28lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.18d","brand":"Sherri Andrews","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49167009972479,"sku":"9798316885121","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-missionary-position-sherri-andrews-9798316885121","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}