{"product_id":"the-moon-has-a-face-michael-james-9798185368558","title":"The Moon Has A Face: Tales From The Whimsical World","description":"The Moon has always had a face. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow it has eyes. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen astronomers discover two enormous pupils staring down from the lunar surface, the world immediately does what it does best: panics, argues, forms committees, and sells merchandise. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDr. Nora Bell insists there must be a scientific explanation. Her assistant, Leo Finch, uploads the first video before she can stop him. Disgraced television host Cal Mercer sees the greatest comeback opportunity in human history. And behavioral linguist Dr. Mina Patel begins to suspect that the Moon is not only alive-it has learned to communicate by watching television, social media, and reaction emojis. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThen the Moon smiles. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSoon it is winking during live broadcasts, rolling its eyes at politicians, mocking military parades, judging international talent shows, and throwing tidal tantrums whenever humanity ignores it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut beneath the giant faces, terrible jokes, accidental chickens, runaway inflatable ducks, and worldwide chaos lies a stranger truth. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe Moon has been watching Earth for billions of years. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd it is tired of being alone. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Moon Has a Face \u003c\/b\u003eis a fast, funny science-fiction comedy about first contact, global panic, loneliness, fame, and what happens when humanity discovers that its closest celestial neighbor has opinions. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eUnfortunately for Earth, most of those opinions are visible from space.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael James\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798185368558\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/03\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 276\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.74lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.69d","brand":"Michael James","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49174187737343,"sku":"9798185368558","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-moon-has-a-face-michael-james-9798185368558","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}