{"product_id":"the-newly-witch-game-robyn-peterman-9798750160327","title":"The Newly Witch Game: Magic and Mayhem Universe: Magic and Mayhem, Book Ten","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIt's all fun and games until someone throws a dirty jumper rollup and you lose out in the Cornhole tournament of life.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAccording to Baba Yoscarybutt, it's time for me to witch up or step back down into the Cornholio minor leagues. While Cornhole is definitely not my beanbag, I can't stand to lose.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI don't want to be the next Baba Yaga. I'm doing just peachy as the Shifter Wanker who heals the clumsy idiots of Assjacket, West Virginia. I love my life. My werewolf mate is hotter than asphalt in August, my twins are adorable, my dad and brother rock, and I have real friends for the first time in my life.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHowever, when my evil nemesis, Medusa Jones, steps up to throw a floppy bag and steal the title of Future Baba Yaga from me, all bets are off.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI will challenge the nasty piece of work to win back the job I didn't want in the first place.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith Sassy and Fuc*ing Derrick by my side, I will finally own my destiny. Of course, Fuc*ing Derrick is prone to meltdowns and Sassy is trying to learn Canadian, but one deals with the floppy bags they've been dealt and tosses them anyway.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt will be dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt will be \u003ci\u003ecornfusing.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt will be fashionably disastrous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt will be televised on the magical Charm Channel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhatever. A few four baggers, a couple of woodies, a Bigfoot and spell or two should do the trick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe future of the magical Universe is on the line and I'm the only one who can save us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMay the Goddess help us all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Robyn Peterman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 875016032X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798750160327\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/19\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 204\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.58lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.47d","brand":"Robyn Peterman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44072090337535,"sku":"9798750160327","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_17431800-e01d-49b2-9e12-e697a9d79d21.jpg?v=1685439896","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-newly-witch-game-robyn-peterman-9798750160327","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}