{"product_id":"the-nuns-of-baboob-cd-damitio-9781939827319","title":"The Nuns of Baboob: Sultanate of Baboob Chronicles Volume 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eMartin Hutchins had three things going for him: a worthless degree from UNLV, five thousand dollars from the craps table, and a case of Royal Herpes from a Contessa he met in a casino parking lot at 5 a.m.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat last one is what got him into trouble.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomewhere between Las Vegas, Madrid, Rome, and the mythical Sultanate of Baboob - a landlocked North African kingdom where all men are named Mucho and all women are named Fatima - Martin \"Pig\" Hutchins stopped being a lovable douchebag and became something else entirely. What, exactly, is harder to explain. Something involving a blood debt, a golden brooch, a Hawaiian ukulele band, two predatory British TEFL students, and the most important herpes in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Nuns of Baboob\u003c\/i\u003e is the origin story of the Sultanate of Baboob - told sideways, through the eyes of the last person anyone would choose to tell it. It's a travel novel about a man who goes looking for nothing and finds an ancient civilization. A satirical adventure about bureaucracy, blood debts, and belonging. And a comic history of how 150 kidnapped Sicilian nuns, a group of Andorran smugglers, and one very clever Old Man of the Mountain accidentally built one of the world's most fascinating nations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBaoism. The Royal Herpes. The Baboobie. The capital city of Turban. Em-Mucho himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt all starts here.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor readers of comic fiction, satirical adventure, and anyone who's ever gotten in a limo they shouldn't have.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e CD Damitio\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1939827310\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781939827319\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Vagobond Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/18\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 172\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.52lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.37d","brand":"CD Damitio","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48800643940607,"sku":"9781939827319","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-nuns-of-baboob-cd-damitio-9781939827319","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}