{"product_id":"the-opening-salvo-stephen-a-roddewig-9798333502612","title":"The Opening Salvo: Dick Winchester Book 1","description":"\u003ci\u003eThe chain-smoking private eye of noir is teleported to the 2020s.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSome men want to take over the world. Others want to watch it burn. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut those men aren't \u003cb\u003eDick Winchester\u003c\/b\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNo, his goal is much simpler: to take his underground food delivery service into the mainstream and overthrow the app-based fat cats dominating Arlington, Virginia. By force, if necessary. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFollow Dick as he fights to make a name for himself in the digital age of convenience. And watch as he manages to make an enemy out of just about everyone, from local bar owners to the military-industrial complex. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFortunately for Dick, he never goes anywhere without his oldest and closest friend: his trusty Smith \u0026amp; Wesson revolver. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWill Dick succeed? How many empty whiskey bottles will be left in his wake? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd will he and his poetry collection ever unseat Maya Angelou as the greatest American poet? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePraise for \u003ci\u003eThe Opening Salvo\u003c\/i\u003e: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Perfect for fans of Archer, and absurdist action movies. If you're looking for a quick hitting, funny read, this is a perfect book.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Dick Winchester is a hardened road warrior, avid drinker, and big-hearted hero who you can't help but root for throughout his adventures in this Wild West take on the modern-day food delivery industry.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"HILARIOUS. I found myself genuinely laughing out loud reading this incredibly entertaining comedy. Never a dull moment-all of Dick Winchester's escapades are so much fun, with rich originality that is rare today. Officer Teresa is also an absolute QUEEN and I'm obsessed with her character! Can someone please get Netflix on the phone to make this a series \"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Stephen A. Roddewig\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798333502612\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/27\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 156\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.39lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.36d","brand":"Stephen A. Roddewig","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48442879017215,"sku":"9798333502612","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_0cd59b73-c4b1-4d98-85bb-05d4539c815d.jpg?v=1777200355","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-opening-salvo-stephen-a-roddewig-9798333502612","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}