{"product_id":"the-patriots-path-brock-remington-9798290347875","title":"The Patriot's Path: A True American's Guide to Freedom, Faith, and Owning the Libs","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally, a book brave enough to say what every Facebook uncle has been shouting into the void for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Patriot's Path is your all-in-one field manual for surviving the liberal agenda, low-flush toilets, and the overwhelming burden of facts. From immigration to free speech (but only for you), this deeply patriotic guide walks you through the values that made America great-until other people started having opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to spot socialism in the wild (hint: it's everywhere)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe science of yelling louder when you're wrong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA comprehensive breakdown of Trump's finest quotes... translated into English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy cancel culture is real but consequences are not\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd tips on surviving in a nation where Christmas is under attack and gas stoves are crying for help\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith chapters like \"Guns Are Freedom in Metal Form,\" \"Jesus Hates Socialists,\" and \"It's Not Racist If You Say 'Just Kidding' After,\" this book is the weaponized satire you didn't know you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead it. Gift it. Leave it in your cousin's bathroom and see what happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brock Remington\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798290347875\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 46\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.17lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.11d","brand":"Brock Remington","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169699668223,"sku":"9798290347875","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-patriots-path-brock-remington-9798290347875","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}