{"product_id":"the-pink-plague-an-easter-tim-mack-9798250691499","title":"The Pink Plague An Easter Inspired D\u0026D 5e One-Shot for 2-3 Players: Dungeon master ready to run no prep for Easter or beyond","description":"\u003cb\u003ePink rabbits are burying the village.\u003cbr\u003eEating them feels like heaven.\u003cbr\u003eAnd something underground is laying eggs the size of barrels.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Pink Plague\u003c\/b\u003e is an Easter-inspired D\u0026amp;D 5e one-shot adventure for 2-3 players using Level 2-3 characters. Designed for a single session of 2-3 hours, this ready-to-run adventure requires zero prep - just open the book and play. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe farming village of Cloverfield is drowning in tiny pink rabbits. They're everywhere - spilling from doorways, burying the well, smothering livestock. Worse, the villagers who eat the rabbits fall into blissful comas with smiles they can't wipe off their faces. The trail leads east, through fields of giant carrots, to an underground warren where the truth is worse than anyone imagined. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDeep beneath the earth, a creature the size of a house is building an army - and she'd like to talk before anyone starts swinging. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat Makes This Adventure Different: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eFive distinct resolution paths.\u003c\/b\u003e Fight, negotiate, seduce, destroy, or seal - every choice has consequences, and none of them are clean. Your players will argue about what to do, and that's the point. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eComedy-horror that earns its darkness.\u003c\/b\u003e Acts 1 and 2 are absurd, chaotic fun - a village buried in adorable rabbits, mounted combat on giant war-rabbits, Easter puns delivered with a straight face. Then Acts 3 and 4 pull the rug out. The laughing stops when the eggs start hatching. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eA villain who makes a compelling case.\u003c\/b\u003e The Warren Mother isn't evil. She's patient, intelligent, and utterly convinced that humanity needs replacing. She'll negotiate in good faith. She'll listen. And every word she says makes a terrible kind of sense. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eA meta-game Easter egg.\u003c\/b\u003e Before the session, casually ask your players what Easter candy they ate recently. Record their answers. They'll find out why in Act 4 - and they won't see it coming. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's Inside: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Complete 4-act adventure with detailed encounter guides\u003cbr\u003e- 8 original creature stat blocks including the Warren Mother\u003cbr\u003e- 4 pre-generated characters - including a foxfolk ranger built to hunt rabbits\u003cbr\u003e- 6 battle maps with tactical notes\u003cbr\u003e- Mounted combat rules for war-rabbit cavalry\u003cbr\u003e- DM Quick Reference with all DCs, NPCs, and encounter flow\u003cbr\u003e- Comprehensive \"What If?\" guide for 10 common player choices\u003cbr\u003e- Multiple scaling options for 2 or 3 players \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesigned for Small Groups \u0026amp; Busy DMs\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNo scaling required. No hours of prep. No party of six needed. \u003cb\u003eThe Pink Plague\u003c\/b\u003e is built from the ground up for 2-3 players and runs exactly 2-3 hours - because your time matters and your small group deserves adventures designed for them, not awkwardly modified from content built for larger tables. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePart of the Ready Adventure Series from Anvil \u0026amp; Ink Publishing - adventures for the groups that actually exist.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eSome-bunny's been busy. And the world will never be the same.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tim Mack\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798250691499\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/13\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 82\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.27lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.17d","brand":"Tim Mack","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48743151927551,"sku":"9798250691499","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-pink-plague-an-easter-tim-mack-9798250691499","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}