{"product_id":"the-pizza-pyre-charleigh-brennan-9781947012158","title":"The Pizza-Pyre","description":"\u003cp\u003eGood to the Last Bite\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEighteen-year-old Josh Buckmilter knows what he wants: to level up his life. Go to college (+4 INT), get a steady job (+50 GOLD), and marry his dream girl, Harriet (+20 LUK). In other words, he wants a normal life, something he missed out on growing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut college is an epic boss battle he's not ready for yet, not without some grinding. So while he saves money delivering pizzas in a car held together by duct tape and dreams, most of his thoughts center around gaming, pizza, and Harriet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs far as Josh is concerned, pizza is a goddess and Harriet is her handmaiden. Much as he wants to, he can't summon the courage to ask her out. But he's not worried. With a little more grinding, he's sure he'll get there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUntil he gets a phone call that changes the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn his town, a long-abandoned mansion sits at the top of a hill. Kids sometimes sneak in with their friends for thrills, and it's known as a frequent party spot for the high schoolers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly, it isn't abandoned anymore. Word around town is, a glamorous young couple has moved in: beautiful, suave, and wealthy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost importantly, the new tenants are hungry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd they've called for a pizza delivery boy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Charleigh Brennan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1947012150\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781947012158\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Balance of Seven\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/01\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 324\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.83lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.68d","brand":"Charleigh Brennan","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43993347227903,"sku":"9781947012158","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_02050aaa-f9db-4d4a-862c-b34fee7506b6.jpg?v=1683323857","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-pizza-pyre-charleigh-brennan-9781947012158","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}