{"product_id":"the-plot-wasnt-supposed-to-edward-heath-9798230787266","title":"The Plot Wasn't Supposed To Be Self-Aware","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe third and final installment (probably) of the \u003cem\u003eDungeons \u0026amp; Dorks\u003c\/em\u003e trilogy drags our lovable disaster crew-The Crimson Valor, or whatever they're calling themselves now-through the unraveling edges of reality itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings were already weird. Then time skips started happening. Mirrors stopped reflecting. The dog barked at fate and won. Somewhere between a haunted tea party, a bardic dance-off, and a war against their own deleted pasts, the plot remembered it was, in fact, a plot-and promptly lost its mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eElias swears someone is reading. Zibberick knows too much. Guido finally gives up saying \"oh boy.\" And yes, everything breaks. On purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a book about endings, chaos, and the unlikely possibility that maybe-\u003cem\u003ejust maybe\u003c\/em\u003e-even complete misfits can earn their name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven if no one agrees what that name actually is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Edward Heath\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798230787266\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Edward Heath\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/16\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 76\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.18d","brand":"Edward Heath","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50664325873919,"sku":"9798230787266","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-plot-wasnt-supposed-to-edward-heath-9798230787266","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}