{"product_id":"the-roomhate-penelope-bloom-9798483780311","title":"The Room(hate): A Secret Baby Romance","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSebastian St. James needed an ego check in the worst way.\u003cbr\u003eAll my instincts screamed \"run\" the moment we met.\u003cbr\u003eThe instructions were unclear, so I ran \u003ci\u003eafter \u003c\/i\u003ehim.\u003cbr\u003eI slapped him. Then I gave him the tongue lashing of a lifetime.\u003cbr\u003eAnd then... \u003ci\u003ewell\u003c\/i\u003e, he locked the door and returned the favor. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMission gloriously failed, if you asked me.\u003cbr\u003eWe both agreed to part ways like adults.\u003cbr\u003eNo strings. No attachments. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eExcept I couldn't stand that he'd been able to walk away so easily\u003ci\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo I did the only reasonable thing I could.\u003cbr\u003eI threw coffee in his face a few months later at his book signing.\u003cbr\u003eI escaped security over a fence and broke my fall with my face. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBefore I knew it, I was recovering in Sebastian's mansion.\u003cbr\u003eThen he offered me a job watching his cat and staying in his house. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI wish I could say I stared into his dreamy eyes and told him to bite me.\u003cbr\u003eBut I needed the job more than I wanted to admit. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo now I'm bunked with an obnoxiously attractive roommate.\u003cbr\u003eA roommate I somehow want to strangle and straddle at the same time. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut there's nothing to worry about.\u003cbr\u003eSebastian \"doesn't do relationships.\"\u003cbr\u003eAll he does is brood, glower, and boss me around. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd just when I think I've put up the perfect walls, the plot (and my waistline) thickens...\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eI'm pregnant, \u003c\/i\u003eand the baby's probably going to come out with cute little horns and a pitchfork. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eA full-length enemies-to-lovers, secret baby romance loaded with laugh-out-loud moments, crackling chemistry, and a lovable heroine who would look the devil in the eyes and make him say \"please\". The jaded millionaire grump meets his match when his mischievous cat-sitter drags him kicking and grumbling to his Happily Ever After. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Penelope Bloom\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8483780313\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798483780311\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/24\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 280\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.79lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.63d","brand":"Penelope Bloom","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43945569353983,"sku":"9798483780311","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_7aebc2a1-177d-44e3-975e-0ecb65b18d5e.jpg?v=1681508887","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-roomhate-penelope-bloom-9798483780311","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}