{"product_id":"the-sacred-scroll-m-c-naf-9781987646849","title":"The Sacred Scroll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Fair Maiden\u003c\/b\u003e just wants one thing: the elusive \u003cb\u003eSacred Scroll\u003c\/b\u003e. But at the Cypocrite Immigration Orifice, nothing is ever that simple. To get it, she'll have to survive the worst the Orifice has to offer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA sadistic Troll, who enjoys nothing more than tormenting anyone seeking citizenship. Its extreme and humiliating endurance tests are designed to crush dignity-and make applicants question their very existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Back Office workers, a gaggle of flamboyantly bitchy dudes who show up for work only to blast Manilow songs and hook up with each other, leaving the back-office duties to their... back orifice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe office tea-boy, José, spices things up with his Mexican flair-but is he in it for a quick fiesta of thrills, or will he disappear before happily-ever-after even has a chance?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd Nitsa, the cruel and sadistic tyrant, who rules the whole dysfunctional joint with an iron... plastic fist, and who would sooner see the Fair Maiden dead than hand over her Sacred Scroll.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd last, bringing his own bizarre brand of magic to the story, the Fair Maiden's unicorn sidekick, who is loyal... mostly-until crocodile shoes, or anything else freaky- distracts him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Sacred Scroll - a tale of absurdity, humiliation, and cunning, where only the clever, the mischievous, and the morally flexible survive the madness.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e M. C. Naf\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1987646843\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781987646849\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/08\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 54\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.19lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.13d","brand":"M. C. Naf","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48850588958975,"sku":"9781987646849","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-sacred-scroll-m-c-naf-9781987646849","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}