{"product_id":"the-scales-of-suburbia-jeremy-jensen-9798276941707","title":"The Scales of Suburbia: Karen's Crusade","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Scales of Suburbia: Karen's Crusade\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBook 2 in the wildly funny alien-in-suburbia series**\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaple Grove's most determined HOA warrior has a new mission: EXPOSE THE MILLERS.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd she will \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e be stopped-not by sorcery, not by lizards, and definitely not by a goat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKaren Worthington has always suspected something was off about the Millers. The glowing kids. The strange chanting. The fire that \"started itself.\" The casserole that whispered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut after the events of Book 1, she is \u003cb\u003emore convinced than ever\u003c\/b\u003e that her neighbors are hiding a life-altering, civilization-endangering secret.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd she's right.\u003c\/p\u003e★ \u003cb\u003eMeanwhile... the Millers have bigger problems. Much bigger.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLucifer has moved into their guest room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelena and Kevin are unleashed upon public school.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd Zara is trying to summon the apocalypse using TikTok.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEvery day brings a new catastrophe: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelena accidentally becomes queen of the Goths\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKevin runs for student council on a \"goat-friendly\" platform\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLucifer becomes a PTA volunteer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA TikTok trend opens a literal hell portal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCupcakes begin whispering compliments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSomeone summons a snack-demon in the cafeteria\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd Karen?\u003cbr\u003eShe documents \u003cb\u003eall of it\u003c\/b\u003e in a binder thicker than a phone book, complete with red-circled screenshots and pie charts labeled \u003ci\u003eWHY THEY'RE ALIENS.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e★ \u003cb\u003eThe confrontation every reader has been waiting for...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Karen finally marches into the Miller home with binders A-G, she demands the truth: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe gets answers.\u003cbr\u003eJust... not the ones she expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd before she can prove anything, something far more terrifying descends over Maple Grove-a glowing sigil forming in the sky, an otherworldly arrival that horrifies even Lucifer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe last line will leave readers desperate for Book 3.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for fans of: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Good Place\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eResident Alien\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e3rd Rock From the Sun\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuburban satire\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy fantasy with chaotic energy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eComedy with demonic flavor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003eDownload \u003ci\u003eThe Scales of Suburbia: Karen's Crusade\u003c\/i\u003e today\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eDiscover what happens when one HOA mom goes too far...\u003cbr\u003eand finds herself standing between suburbia and a cosmic threat she never saw coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeremy Jensen\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798276941707\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 84\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.17d","brand":"Jeremy Jensen","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49171118555391,"sku":"9798276941707","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-scales-of-suburbia-jeremy-jensen-9798276941707","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}