{"product_id":"the-second-gospel-of-the-marios-karagiannis-9798277961636","title":"The Second Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster","description":"\u003cp\u003eAt last, the long-awaited sequel to \u003ci\u003eThe Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDr. Marios Karagiannis\u003c\/b\u003e, ordained Pastafarian minister (since 2013) and distinguished scholar of divine absurdity, invites readers back into the swirling sauce of existence with \u003ci\u003eThe Second Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster\u003c\/i\u003e, a fresh serving of faith, reason, and carbohydrates.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWithin these sacred (and slightly sticky) pages you will discover: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe true story of how the universe was \u003cb\u003ere-boiled\u003c\/b\u003e in the Great Saucepan of Creation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cb\u003eEight New \"I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts\"\u003c\/b\u003e, updated for the digital age.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eA detailed taxonomy of \u003cb\u003eholy noodles\u003c\/b\u003e, from \u003ci\u003eLinguina Primordialis\u003c\/i\u003e to \u003ci\u003ePenne Posthumana\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe secret geography of the afterlife, where the \u003cb\u003eBeer Volcano\u003c\/b\u003e forever flows, the \u003cb\u003eStripper Factory\u003c\/b\u003e never closes, and the paperwork of Hell never ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eNew revelations about \u003cb\u003emidgets, pirates, and cosmic leftovers \u003c\/b\u003eand why the shortest among us are the holiest of all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlending satire and philosophy, theology and laughter, Karagiannis serves up a gospel for a skeptical century: warm, inclusive, and al dente.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you are a devout Pastafarian, a curious skeptic, or simply hungry for meaning, this book will leave you both enlightened and slightly sauced.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Marios Karagiannis\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798277961636\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/15\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 68\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.23lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.14d","brand":"Marios Karagiannis","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48066808807679,"sku":"9798277961636","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_1e650d86-1fd6-4756-9e8c-82024014cf5a.jpg?v=1768680658","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-second-gospel-of-the-marios-karagiannis-9798277961636","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}