{"product_id":"the-second-nine-months-vicki-glembocki-9780738212555","title":"The Second Nine Months: One Woman Tells the Real Truth about Becoming a Mom. Finally.","description":"I want to walk out of Target and leave Blair there, wailing . . . Nice people work at Target. Surely someone would take her home and care for her and buy her pretty things. So begins Vicki Glembocki's brutally honest yet hilarious memoir of her agonizing transition into motherhood. Why agonizing? Because no one told her how tough it would be. Finally, Glembocki lays out the truth about those first months with baby: the certainty that you're doing everything wrong; the desire to kill your husband, your mother, your dog; the struggle to balance who you were with whom you've become-a mother. Unlike any other book on motherhood, Glembocki breaks the New Mother Code of Silence, proving that \"maternal bliss\" is not innate, but learned. Funny and wise, she connects with new moms on a shockingly intimate level, letting them know that they are not alone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Vicki Glembocki\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0738212555\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780738212555\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Da Capo Lifelong Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/01\/2009\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 272\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.80h x 4.90w x 0.70d","brand":"Vicki Glembocki","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43947022582015,"sku":"9780738212555","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_4ab3d367-61d6-4a76-b51f-eef2f8586458.jpg?v=1681516248","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-second-nine-months-vicki-glembocki-9780738212555","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}