{"product_id":"the-secret-white-house-diary-johnny-bigly-9798310200272","title":"The Secret White House Diary (Vol. 1): Trump Unfiltered: From the Inauguration to the Bedroom: Trump's First Days Back","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat really happens inside the White House when the cameras are off?\u003c\/b\u003e The media won't tell you. The staff won't admit it. But this book dares to imagine the most chaotic, unfiltered, and completely absurd behind-the-scenes moments of \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eDonald J. Trump's\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e triumphant (?) return.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom secret diary entries to explosive meetings, bizarre executive orders to staffers quitting (or kissing) on the spot, this satirical \"White House Diary\" pulls back the curtain on Trump's first days back in office. Trump demands McDonald's-level perfection in his meals, turns the Rose Garden into his personal golf course, and engages in legendary screaming matches-sometimes with himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOf course, none of this actually happened. (\u003cb\u003eOr did it?\u003c\/b\u003e) This book exists for one reason: \u003cb\u003eto make you laugh.\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you love Trump, hate Trump, or just enjoy outrageous political comedy, you'll find yourself flipping pages, laughing out loud, and maybe even wondering... what if?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGod bless Trump. God bless America. And God bless whoever has to clean up this mess.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy Johnny Bigly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Johnny Bigly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798310200272\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/10\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 112\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.27d","brand":"Johnny Bigly","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49166877851903,"sku":"9798310200272","price":6.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-secret-white-house-diary-johnny-bigly-9798310200272","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}