{"product_id":"the-skipper-dimitry-martens-9798289773609","title":"The Skipper: Dictionary","description":"\u003cb\u003eTHE SCHIPPER'S INTERNATIONAL SWEARBOOK\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"For when normal words fail... insult like a pro - in 100 languages.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEver wanted to tell someone off... in Finnish?\u003cbr\u003eCurse like a pirate in Italian?\u003cbr\u003eSay \"f*** you\" with elegance in French?\u003cbr\u003eOr confuse someone with the most absurd insults in 100 languages?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, here it is: the most pointless, ridiculous, and absolutely essential book you never knew you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis A7-sized pocketbook (\u003ci\u003e\"The dimensions may not be accurate.\"\u003c\/i\u003e) is your ultimate survival guide for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eawkward conversations\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eannoying colleagues\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eloud neighbors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003estubborn in-laws\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003epolitical speeches\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003ecustomer service calls\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eand those moments when words just... fail.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's inside?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e100+ ways to say \"f*** you\" around the world\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eMiddle fingers in full color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eRandom rebellious pictures with zero educational value\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eText so small you'll need a magnifying glass\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompletely AI-free (unless AI hacked it, which it probably did) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is \u003cb\u003enot\u003c\/b\u003e for babies, saints, sensitive souls, or corporate meetings.\u003cbr\u003eIt is strictly intended for \u003cb\u003emature audiences aged 32 and up\u003c\/b\u003e - ideally those with \u003cb\u003elow IQ\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003ehigh sarcasm\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003ezero patience\u003c\/b\u003e, and a \u003cb\u003emassive sense of humor\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect gift for: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrumpy grandpas\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWeird friends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eLonely truckers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eOffice rebels\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eDictators in training\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dimitry Martens\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798289773609\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/26\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 30\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.09lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.07d","brand":"Dimitry Martens","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169611817215,"sku":"9798289773609","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-skipper-dimitry-martens-9798289773609","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}