{"product_id":"the-smartass-chronicles-a-anthony-jackson-9798281654777","title":"The Smartass Chronicles - A Throne Room Riot Absurd Knowledge and Facts for Your Throne \/ Loo Time: A Craptastic Collection of Bathroom Humor, Poop Jo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNeed a Gift That'll Crack Up the Whole Room?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDitch the dull gift cards and socks-\u003ci\u003eThe Smartass Chronicles: A Craptastic Collection of Bathroom Humor, Poop Jokes, and Funny Gift-Worthy Trivia for Stocking Stuffers\u003c\/i\u003e is the \u003cb\u003eultimate gag gift\u003c\/b\u003e that'll spark roars of laughter! This gut-busting tome packs \u003cb\u003e576 crude, hilarious tales\u003c\/b\u003e across 18 chapters, plunging into the wildest bathroom blunders ever flushed. From ancient outhouse disasters to TikTok toilet trainwrecks and AI-powered crappers gone rogue, this craptastic collection delivers potty pandemonium that'll have you snorting mid-dump. It's the \u003cb\u003eperfect Christmas stocking stuffer\u003c\/b\u003e, birthday surprise for Dad, Secret Santa hit for your coworker, or prank gift for your buddy who farts too loud. We've all wrestled a stubborn clog or chuckled at a poorly timed toot-now, gift the joy of those moments with a book that turns every bathroom break into a comedy goldmine. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTailored for fans of \u003ci\u003eCracked\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eMad Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e, or \u003ci\u003eUncle John's Bathroom Reader\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Smartass Chronicles\u003c\/i\u003e is a throne-room revolution. Its 576 bite-sized tales are ideal for quick laughs on the john or sharing at the bar with pals. Dive into the bizarre history of medieval latrines, cackle at haunted stall legends, or marvel at futuristic flush fails that prove even tech can't tame the crapper. Packed with \u003cb\u003equirky bathroom trivia\u003c\/b\u003e and crude humor, every chapter weaves history, hilarity, and holy-crap moments that'll keep readers grinning ear to ear. Gift it to the prankster who lives for poop jokes, the trivia buff who geeks out on weird facts, or anyone who's cursed a plunger-this book's a \u003cb\u003eguaranteed crowd-pleaser\u003c\/b\u003e that'll steal the show at any gifting occasion. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy It's the Gift That Keeps on Cackling: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNonstop Potty Laughs: \u003c\/b\u003e 576 stories of poop pranks, rogue flushes, and haunted crappers for endless chuckles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for Any Occasion: \u003c\/b\u003e The go-to Christmas gift, birthday gag, or Secret Santa score that sparks instant laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShareable Shenanigans: \u003c\/b\u003e Short tales perfect for throne-time giggles or passing around at parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeirdly Epic Trivia: \u003c\/b\u003e From ancient loos to TikTok toilets, a flush of bizarre bathroom facts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOwn the Throne!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis isn't just a gift-it's a \u003cb\u003ecraptastic legacy\u003c\/b\u003e of laughter! Snag \u003ci\u003eThe Smartass Chronicles\u003c\/i\u003e for the humor lover in your life and watch their face light up with every page. Loved the potty chaos? Drop a review on Amazon or Goodreads-your words fuel the crude humor revolution. Wrap it, gift it, and let every flush unleash a tidal wave of giggles!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Anthony Jackson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798281654777\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/06\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 136\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.42lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.29d","brand":"Anthony Jackson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49166651752703,"sku":"9798281654777","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-smartass-chronicles-a-anthony-jackson-9798281654777","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}