{"product_id":"the-snark-bible-lawrence-dorfman-9781510717879","title":"The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, and So Much More","description":"\u003cb\u003eOffer praise at the altar of snarkiness \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back  With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom that's sure to change your life--or at least induce a light chuckle. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOne question plagues us all: How do we survive all the \u003ci\u003eSturm und Drang\u003c\/i\u003e of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork.\" --Jonathan Swift \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.\" --P.G. Wodehouse \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"He's a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.\" --Tom Waits \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"They hardly make 'em like him anymore--but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.\" --Hunter S. Thompson \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"He has a Teflon brain. . . . Nothing sticks.\" --Lily Tomlin \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"He has no more backbone than a chocolate  clair.\" --Theodore Roosevelt \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSnark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile that's saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Lawrence Dorfman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1510717870\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781510717879\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Skyhorse Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/02\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 288\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.92lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.70h x 5.50w x 1.20d","brand":"Lawrence Dorfman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43987796721919,"sku":"9781510717879","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_624639b6-ceca-4952-9338-84f1555b23c7.jpg?v=1683291026","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-snark-bible-lawrence-dorfman-9781510717879","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}