{"product_id":"the-squelching-squire-darby-skelm-9781968564216","title":"The Squelching Squire","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpen mouths, empty heads, big bytes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDarby Skelm crashes a wedding between a Wi-Fi router and a taxidermy octopus. He's the groom's other lover, an HDMI cable clutched like a ring, and he's not sorry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomething's rotting in the code. Deeper than heartbreak, deeper than every broken gadget he's ever whispered threats to. The Digital Knight can feel it - the whole system hemorrhaging, reality cracking at the seams.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePast the Soviet VHS vaults. Past the techno-pope on his holy motherboard. Past the debugging knights begging on their 404 knees. The crash is coming for everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDarby climbs the tallest tower in creation, grabs the last live wire, and dares the void to blink first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe system says error. Darby says alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome glitches were never meant to be patched.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Darby Skelm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1968564217\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781968564216\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Alive Bunch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/14\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 252\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.75lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.57d","brand":"Darby Skelm","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50665550676223,"sku":"9781968564216","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-squelching-squire-darby-skelm-9781968564216","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}