{"product_id":"the-stakeout-diaries-jon-smith-9781916970199","title":"The Stakeout Diaries","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVampires, prophecy, and the surveillance job from hell.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVincent Lupo is immortal, sarcastic, and officially on probation. The Vampire Council gave him the one job he hates most: stakeouts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis punishment: babysitting the Modernisers - influencer-vampires obsessed with ring lights, merch, and TikTok clout. The Council thinks it's busywork. Vincent thinks it's hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when prophecy fragments start hijacking raves, graveyards, and even Parliament speeches, it's clear something far older-and far hungrier-is stirring. With mortals filming everything and the Council burying the truth, Vincent, Ren, and Mrs Barley must improvise their way through a mess no amount of bureaucracy can contain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStakeouts were supposed to be boring. This one might end the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for fans of dark comedy, vampire noir, and reluctant heroics with bite.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jon Smith\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1916970192\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781916970199\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Balkon Media\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/23\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 264\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.79lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.60d","brand":"Jon Smith","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48874497245439,"sku":"9781916970199","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-stakeout-diaries-jon-smith-9781916970199","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}