{"product_id":"the-story-must-be-told-pastor-andrew-9798563341685","title":"The Story Must Be Told: Psalms 1","description":"Psalms I is the first collection of poetry from the podcast The Story Must Be Told. Profane, heretical, and occasionally touching, these psalms elicit the trademark laughs and abdominal gurgles of The Story Must Be Told in bite size, healthy chunklets. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAll your favorite psalms are here-\u003ci\u003eScabby Dong, The Bug King, Theresa Memorial Parkway, The Patron Saint of T.G.I. Fridays, \u003c\/i\u003e and as a special bonus, the infamous epic of soda-become-flesh, \u003ci\u003eThe Ballad of Prepsa.\u003c\/i\u003e Plus, who could forget this fresh stinker: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Today for\u003cbr\u003eShow and tell, \u003cbr\u003eI brought a\u003cbr\u003eSinful old man\"\u003cbr\u003eRalphie reached\u003cbr\u003eInto his rucksack, \u003cbr\u003eRevealing a\u003cbr\u003eGreasy geriatric man\u003cbr\u003eDripping with want, \u003cbr\u003eBrimming with desire\u003cbr\u003eThe class clapped \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe clergy of the Story has thoughtfully divided their work into categories for ease of reference and worship: Psalms of Gratitude, Psalms of Fertility, Psalms of Grease, Psalms of Prudence, and Psalms of Dining. Inspirational illustrations from decorated congregant Sishir Bommakanti grace each section, and adorn the \u003ci\u003eBallad of Prepsa\u003c\/i\u003e in good order as well. Plump on it  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe Story Must Be Told is a surreal fiction anthology podcast on the Last Podcast Network. The AV Club praised, \"Is  The Story Must Be Told] weird as all hell? Yep. But it's also endlessly creative, something truly distinct.\" Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you prefer to listen to greasy short stories. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @tsmbtpod, and join our patreon patreon.com\/tsmbt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pastor Andrew, Brother Reid\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8563341685\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798563341685\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/27\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 142\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.41lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.33d","brand":"Pastor Andrew","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43993568379135,"sku":"9798563341685","price":7.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_c3730b22-1641-4100-ab56-9c7c5756c5d7.jpg?v=1683325059","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-story-must-be-told-pastor-andrew-9798563341685","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}