{"product_id":"the-system-barista-k-d-archer-9798276872322","title":"The System Barista","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe Apocalypse is here. And it ordered a double-shot of pain.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eKyle just got fired from his dead-end barista job. Then the sky tore open, the world dissolved into pixels, and the System initialized. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTransported to a brutal Tutorial Dungeon designed to weed out the weak, Kyle expects to die. His stats are garbage. His weapon is a rusty pipe. And while others of the new world are unlocking classes like [Paladin] and [Pyromancer], Kyle unlocks something else entirely. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt all seems like a joke. There's only one thing the System didn't account for: \u003cb\u003ePhysics.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith enough pressure, steam cuts through armor like a laser. With the right chemistry, caffeine becomes a high-grade combat buff. And with Beans by Kyle's side, the loot is never far away. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThere are no useless classes-only players who haven't figured out how to exploit the game mechanics yet. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eDon't miss this hilarious, fast-paced, and crunchy LitRPG adventure. It's packed with unique class progression, clever stat exploits, dungeon crawling, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. An ode to book series like \u003ci\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Primal Hunter\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e K. D. Archer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798276872322\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/02\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 168\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.51lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.39d","brand":"K. D. Archer","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49170968576255,"sku":"9798276872322","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-system-barista-k-d-archer-9798276872322","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}