{"product_id":"the-tailors-of-nothing-scott-johnson-9798246978733","title":"The Tailors of Nothing: The other side of the story about the Emperor's new clothes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat if the Emperor's finest clothes were made of lies-and the people finally noticed?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn a decadent kingdom ruled by cruelty, vanity, and fear, three con men stumble into the most dangerous scam of their lives-one that puts them face-to-face with an Emperor who punishes truth as harshly as theft.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJimmy\u003c\/b\u003e is a silver-tongued rogue with more nerve than sense.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eRump\u003c\/b\u003e is a coward trying desperately to become a man.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTerry\u003c\/b\u003e is a musician whose flute commands more than just music.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat begins as a clever deception spirals into torture, public execution, and a rebellion that ignites an entire city.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Tailors of Nothing\u003c\/i\u003e is a bold, adult reimagining of \u003cb\u003e\"The Emperor's New Clothes\"\u003c\/b\u003e, told from the perspective of the liars who never expected to become legends. It blends brutal medieval fantasy, razor-sharp dialogue, dark humor, romance, and revolutionary fire into a story about courage, consequence, and choosing to stand when it matters most.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not a children's fairy tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a story about \u003cb\u003ewhat happens when ordinary people decide they've had enough\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eDark fairy-tale retellings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eGritty medieval fantasy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eStories of rebellion and found family\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHumor woven into high-stakes drama\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes the truth isn't sewn with thread-\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eit's forged in blood, fire, and defiance.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Scott Johnson,Scott Collins Johnson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798246978733\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/04\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 438\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.11lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.89d","brand":"Scott Johnson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50665013313791,"sku":"9798246978733","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-tailors-of-nothing-scott-johnson-9798246978733","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}