{"product_id":"the-terrible-horrible-no-good-eliot-glazer-9781668085424","title":"The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay: Essays","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom stand-up comedian and \u003ci\u003eBroad City\u003c\/i\u003e writer\/star Eliot Glazer comes a hilarious and heartfelt essay collection for anyone who has ever felt like the minority within the minority, an ideal read for fans of Gary Janetti, Maria Bamford, and Samantha Irby.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eComedian and writer Eliot Glazer may occasionally get \u003ci\u003esome\u003c\/i\u003e stuff right, but being gay is \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e one of them. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Poppers make him dizzy. Parties make him panicked. And the term \"guncle\" makes him queasy. When it comes to being part of the LGBTQ+ community, Eliot just can't seem to find his shade of the rainbow, which is precisely why he repeatedly suggests a grayscale one instead (although no one seems to listen). \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e In a community built around the \"chosen family,\" Eliot can't even get \u003ci\u003eadopted\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ci\u003eThe Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay\u003c\/i\u003e is for anyone who fully spirals while shopping for a throw pillow, does breathing exercises before entering a pool party, or has a full-fledged breakdown after accidentally dyeing their fake front tooth bubblegum blue amid a torrid affair with a guy under house arrest. (Okay, that might just be Eliot, but it's one hell of a story.) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This collection of essays is for \u003ci\u003eLas Culturistas\u003c\/i\u003e listeners, \u003ci\u003e30 Rock\u003c\/i\u003e fanatics, and any reader who wishes David Sedaris were just a \u003ci\u003etad\u003c\/i\u003e filthier. Eliot's laugh-out-loud yet quietly heartbreaking stories capture the glory, chaos, and contradictions of queer modern life--a rallying cry for anyone who's ever felt like the odd one out, the minority within the minority, and the one who always seems to \"do it wrong.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Eliot Glazer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1668085429\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781668085424\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Gallery Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/04\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 240\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.83lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.38h x 5.50w x 0.67d","brand":"Eliot Glazer","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48066723152127,"sku":"9781668085424","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_c6869ebe-c9fe-4fea-9613-36fc0689376d.jpg?v=1768680123","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-terrible-horrible-no-good-eliot-glazer-9781668085424","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}