{"product_id":"the-terrible-horrible-temp-to-perm-debacle-bob-powers-9780312377359","title":"The Terrible, Horrible, Temp-to-Perm Debacle","description":"\u003cp\u003eJUST WHO DO YOU HAVE TO KILL TO GET HEALTH CARE AROUND HERE? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn this book, you, the reader, get to be the main character in an exciting tale of blackmail and corporate espionage. You're an alcoholic temp with a dream of one day being a celebrated novelist. Unfortunately, you drink too much. When you wake up from a blackout, you discover you've been framed for murder. Someone wants you to take a permanent job, and he's ready to blackmail you into doing it. What will you do? Will you turn yourself over to the cops and write a memoir about being wrongly imprisoned? Will you go perm and enjoy the benefits of health care? Or will you escape into the sewers and live with the Mole People? The choice is yours! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf you want to just surrender and go to jail, turn to page 6.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf you want to hide by blending in with a group of 9\/11 conspiracy theorists, turn to page 160.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf you'd like to let Haviland Payne, CEO of SkoolKidz Uniformz, have her way with you, turn to page 73.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf you want to see how the whole situation gets resolved on page 181, turn to page 181.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bob Powers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0312377355\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780312377359\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e St. Martins Press-3PL\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/07\/2009\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 208\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.60d","brand":"Bob Powers","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44190547017983,"sku":"9780312377359","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_21739572-0ae6-4cea-abd1-54188878b814.jpg?v=1690871122","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-terrible-horrible-temp-to-perm-debacle-bob-powers-9780312377359","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}