{"product_id":"the-terrible-story-of-the-thomas-s-phillips-9781793890719","title":"The Terrible Story of the Terrible Curse of the Terrible Ham: A Science Fiction Comedy Set in Porksville, Kentucky","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA zany sci-fi comedy page-turner that will constantly keep you on the edge of your seat!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf we could move consciousness from one body to another, or transmogrify one organism into another, should we? Scientists mean well, right? What could possibly go wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou should definitely warn your friends about this book. Check out these testimonials that might be completely made up, or maybe not: \"My English teacher would not approve.\" \"My wife would not approve.\" \"My wife's cousin's husband's sister's son's friend's dog's chew toy, Oinker, would not approve.\" \"Hide this one from your kids.\" \"A porcine calamity of epic proportions!\" \"I lost count of the bodies.\" \"Like a slow-motion 50-car pileup.\" \"Looks like Porksville is off the vacation list.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe nobody ever said any of these things, but don't they leave you a little bit curious?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Terrible Story of the Terrible Curse of the Terrible Ham\" is safe for everyone, unless you happen to live in Porksville, Kentucky.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Thomas S. Phillips\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1793890714\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781793890719\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/12\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 54\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.18lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.51w x 0.13d","brand":"Thomas S. Phillips","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48873867477247,"sku":"9781793890719","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-terrible-story-of-the-thomas-s-phillips-9781793890719","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}