{"product_id":"the-tome-of-commencement-tom-jenks-9781326025458","title":"The Tome of Commencement","description":"The Tome of Commencement (a Rogetification of the Book of Genesis) is a synonymical translation of the first book of the Old Testament. Created using spreadsheets and Formulae and an ACTUAL human whom we shall refer as Tom Jenks, this book should be left in the antechambers of Sunday Schools and Kingdom Halls all over the world. Next time someone knocks at your door trying to turn you on to GOD, offer them this. It makes more sense. - Stephen Emmerson (Blart Books)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tom Jenks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1326025457\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781326025458\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Lulu.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/21\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 216\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.58lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.27h x 5.83w x 0.46d","brand":"Tom Jenks","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43924844347647,"sku":"9781326025458","price":14.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_680a7b72-8bac-4f1d-88b6-e03a8abf72e1.jpg?v=1681073804","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-tome-of-commencement-tom-jenks-9781326025458","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}